Ever wanted to get close to a celebrity? The upcoming Toronto International Film Festival is prime hunting ground for celebrity stalkers in our city, and although it’s not really my thing, I have to acknowledge that the red carpets are crawling with famous people each September. Now you can take your obsession to the next level.
The Lucas Clinic is introducing “biomodification” treatments that let you get sick along with your favourite stars. Feel their symptoms! Share their pain! You may not be able to have their looks, their wealth, or their lifestyles, but now you know that you can at least have their cooties.