Roger’s Rules of Order

by James McNally on October 30, 2008

in Critics

The legendary Roger Ebert has posted a lengthy but hil­arious diatribe in the form of his “little rule book” for film critics. I nervously glanced through to make sure I hadn’t com­mitted any of the sins men­tioned, and can truth­fully tell you that (so far), I’m still fairly right­eous. Though it’s a funny piece, it does have a ser­ious intent behind it:

“We can’t be too careful. Employers are eager to replace us with Celeb Info-Nuggets that will pimp to the mouth-breathers, who under­line the words with their index fin­gers whilst they watch television.”

Luckily, or unluckily, I don’t work for anyone, so I’m in no danger of being replaced. But I do want to main­tain my self-respect, which is why secretly I think I avoid set­ting up inter­views with the actors and dir­ectors whose work I love in fear of coming across like a fanboy.

(via Karina, who dishes up some dirt on the target of Ebert’s sermonizing)

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